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On Black, Blue Jean and Pepper the lettering prints in pumpkin orange and cream; on Ivory and Sandstone it prints in burnt orange and warm brown, so it reads clearly on every shirt color.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWhy this tee\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors 1717 is a heavyweight 6.1 oz tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed after it is sewn. That gives it a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear and a lived-in color that only gets better in the wash. 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