{"product_id":"life-is-short-walk-your-dog-tee","title":"Life Is Short Walk Your Dog Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA darkly funny tee for dog people who never skip a walk. Two skeletons, one leash and the only life advice that matters. Wear it on the morning loop, to the dog park or all through spooky season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eThe design\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eA striding skeleton holds the leash of a happy skeleton dog, tail wagging, tongue out and a paw-print tag on its collar. “Life is short — walk your dog” is hand-lettered underneath. On Black, Blue Jean and Pepper it prints in bone-cream ink; on Ivory and Sandstone it prints in black.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWhy this tee\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors 1717 is a heavyweight 6.1 oz tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed after it is sewn. That gives it a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear and a lived-in color that only gets better in the wash. The cut is relaxed, so order your usual size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 heavyweight T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun USA cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit: order your usual size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSewn with USA cotton thread, sewn-in twill label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-front print, printed to order in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 4XL in Black, Ivory, Sandstone, Blue Jean and Pepper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Woofborhood","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67721065463898,"sku":"1460-15181-109304776-70016","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67721065496666,"sku":"1460-15181-109304776-70017","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67721065529434,"sku":"1460-15181-109304776-70018","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67721065562202,"sku":"1460-15181-109304776-70019","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67721065594970,"sku":"1460-15181-109304776-70020","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67721065627738,"sku":"1460-15181-109304776-70021","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67721065660506,"sku":"1460-15181-109304776-70022","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":67721065693274,"sku":"1460-15184-109304776-70037","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":67721065726042,"sku":"1460-15184-109304776-70038","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":67721065758810,"sku":"1460-15184-109304776-70039","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":67721065791578,"sku":"1460-15184-109304776-70040","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":67721065824346,"sku":"1460-15184-109304776-70041","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":67721065857114,"sku":"1460-15184-109304776-70042","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":67721065889882,"sku":"1460-15184-109304776-70043","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ S","offer_id":67721065005146,"sku":"1460-15178-109304776-70009","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ M","offer_id":67721065037914,"sku":"1460-15178-109304776-70010","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ L","offer_id":67721065070682,"sku":"1460-15178-109304776-70011","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ XL","offer_id":67721065103450,"sku":"1460-15178-109304776-70012","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ 2XL","offer_id":67721065136218,"sku":"1460-15178-109304776-70013","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ 3XL","offer_id":67721065168986,"sku":"1460-15178-109304776-70014","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ 4XL","offer_id":67721065201754,"sku":"1460-15178-109304776-70015","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":67721065234522,"sku":"1460-15180-109304776-70051","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":67721065267290,"sku":"1460-15180-109304776-70052","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":67721065300058,"sku":"1460-15180-109304776-70053","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":67721065332826,"sku":"1460-15180-109304776-70054","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":67721065365594,"sku":"1460-15180-109304776-70055","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":67721065398362,"sku":"1460-15180-109304776-70056","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":67721065431130,"sku":"1460-15180-109304776-70057","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":67721064775770,"sku":"1460-15177-109304776-70002","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":67721064808538,"sku":"1460-15177-109304776-70003","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":67721064841306,"sku":"1460-15177-109304776-70004","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":67721064874074,"sku":"1460-15177-109304776-70005","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":67721064906842,"sku":"1460-15177-109304776-70006","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":67721064939610,"sku":"1460-15177-109304776-70007","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":67721064972378,"sku":"1460-15177-109304776-70008","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/6738\/1082\/files\/Life_Is_Short_Walk_Your_Dog_Tee_-_Black.jpg?v=1792069282","url":"https:\/\/woofborhood.com\/products\/life-is-short-walk-your-dog-tee","provider":"Woofborhood","version":"1.0","type":"link"}