Afraid of the Vacuum Dog Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay

Afraid of the Vacuum Dog Tee

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Afraid of the Vacuum Dog Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
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Afraid of the Vacuum Dog Tee

Afraid of the Vacuum Dog Tee
From $32.99$49.9934% off
ColorBlack
Size

Take your usual size

Relaxed, roomy fit. The Comfort Colors 1717 runs about a size roomier than a standard fitted tee — most people take their usual size.

Height and weight is enough. Nothing is saved or sent anywhere.

Know your chest measurement? Use that instead

All measurements — laid flat

SizeChest width, flatBody length
S18¼" / 46.4 cm26⅝" / 67.6 cm
M20¼" / 51.4 cm28" / 71.1 cm
L22" / 55.9 cm29⅜" / 74.6 cm
XL24" / 61 cm30¾" / 78.1 cm
2XL26" / 66 cm31⅝" / 80.3 cm
3XL27¾" / 70.5 cm32½" / 82.6 cm
4XL29¾" / 75.6 cm33½" / 85.1 cm

How to measure: lay a tee you like flat, measure across the chest one inch below the armhole (double it for full chest), and from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Pick the closest row; between two rows, take the larger.

Garment-dyed cotton has done most of its shrinking already — wash cold, dry low and it stays put. Still unsure? Email us your usual size and brand and we'll tell you what to order.

Buy any 2 tees, save $10 — applied automatically at checkout. Mix any designs, colors or sizes.

Estimated delivery (Economy): Oct 30–Nov 7

Printed to order in the USA

Free reprint if it arrives wrong

Your dog could sit through a haunted house without a single bark. Ghosts, bats, creaky doors: nothing. Then the vacuum rolls out of the closet and it is every paw for itself.

  • Color shown: Black
  • Fabric: 6.1 oz, 100% cotton, garment-dyed
  • Fit: Relaxed unisex
Afraid of the Vacuum Dog TeeFrom $32.99

Color shown: Black

Your dog could sit through a haunted house without a single bark. Ghosts, bats, creaky doors: nothing. Then the vacuum rolls out of the closet and it is every paw for itself.

The design

NOT AFRAID OF arches over dripping, speckled purple GHOSTS lettering, with little bats, sparkles and a puff of dust. Beside it an upright vacuum with a paw-print warning sign roars VRRRR!, and AFRAID OF THE VACUUM lands underneath in chunky letters between purple paw prints. On Black, Blue Jean and Pepper the lettering and the vacuum print in cream; on Ivory and Sandstone they print in black, so the joke reads clearly on every shirt color.

Why this tee

Comfort Colors 1717 is a heavyweight 6.1 oz tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed after it is sewn. That gives it a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear and a lived-in color that only gets better in the wash. The cut is relaxed, so order your usual size.

Product details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight T-shirt
  • 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun USA cotton
  • Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed fit: order your usual size
  • Sewn with USA cotton thread, sewn-in twill label
  • Full-front print, printed to order in the USA
  • Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
  • Sizes S to 4XL in Black, Ivory, Sandstone, Blue Jean and Pepper
Size & fit
  • Relaxed unisex fit: easy and roomy, sizes S–4XL
  • Runs about a size bigger than a standard fitted tee — order your usual size
  • Size down for a closer fit, size up for oversized
  • Size Guide
Shipping
  • Ships from the USA with tracking — the exact rate for your cart is shown at checkout
  • Economy, from $4.99 — about 7–13 business days
  • Ground, from $12.99 — about 5–10 business days
  • 2-Day, from $23.99 — about 4–7 business days
  • Overnight, from $27.00 — about 3–6 business days
  • Every tee is printed for your order first (2–5 business days), so a faster service speeds up the journey, not the printing
Returns & reprints
  • Misprinted, damaged, or not what you ordered? Email support@woofborhood.com with a photo within 30 days
  • We reprint it free — nothing to send back
  • Every tee is made just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or size
  • Refund Policy
Care

Washing instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Cool iron only
  • Do not dry clean

Extra care information

  • Turn inside out to wash
  • Wash with like colors
  • Do not iron on the print
  • Skip the fabric softener
  • Fades a touch with washing — that's the look

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