Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay

Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners Tee

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$32.99 $49.99
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Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
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  • Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Ivory, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Sandstone, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Blue Jean, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Pepper, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners Tee

Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners Tee
From $32.99$49.9934% off
ColorBlack
Size

Take your usual size

Relaxed, roomy fit. The Comfort Colors 1717 runs about a size roomier than a standard fitted tee — most people take their usual size.

Height and weight is enough. Nothing is saved or sent anywhere.

Know your chest measurement? Use that instead

All measurements — laid flat

SizeChest width, flatBody length
S18¼" / 46.4 cm26⅝" / 67.6 cm
M20¼" / 51.4 cm28" / 71.1 cm
L22" / 55.9 cm29⅜" / 74.6 cm
XL24" / 61 cm30¾" / 78.1 cm
2XL26" / 66 cm31⅝" / 80.3 cm
3XL27¾" / 70.5 cm32½" / 82.6 cm
4XL29¾" / 75.6 cm33½" / 85.1 cm

How to measure: lay a tee you like flat, measure across the chest one inch below the armhole (double it for full chest), and from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Pick the closest row; between two rows, take the larger.

Garment-dyed cotton has done most of its shrinking already — wash cold, dry low and it stays put. Still unsure? Email us your usual size and brand and we'll tell you what to order.

Buy any 2 tees, save $10

Applied automatically at checkout. Mix any designs, colors or sizes.

Estimated delivery (Economy): Nov 23–Dec 2

Order by Nov 16 for Thanksgiving (2-Day shipping)

Printed to order in the USA

Free reprint if it arrives wrong

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He knows his table manners. There are exactly three steps, and he has practiced every one of them.

  • Color shown: Black
  • Fabric: 6.1 oz, 100% cotton, garment-dyed
  • Fit: Relaxed unisex
Golden Retriever Thanksgiving Table Manners TeeFrom $32.99

Color shown: Black

He knows his table manners. There are exactly three steps, and he has practiced every one of them.

The design

Three watercolor scenes of the same golden retriever with a white napkin tied around his neck, set side by side like a how-to card: sitting politely beside a wooden chair, staring wide-eyed at a plate of sliced turkey on a round plaid-covered table, and sitting with his eyes half closed and a long drip of drool, autumn leaves at his paws. The lettering reads Thanksgiving in flowing script and TABLE MANNERS in bold capitals above, with 1. SIT, 2. STARE and 3. DROOL under the three scenes. On Black, Blue Jean and Pepper the lettering prints in pumpkin orange and cream; on Ivory and Sandstone it prints in burnt orange and warm brown, so it reads clearly on every shirt color.

Why this tee

Comfort Colors 1717 is a heavyweight 6.1 oz tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed after it is sewn. That gives it a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear and a lived-in color that only gets better in the wash. The cut is relaxed, so order your usual size.

Product details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight T-shirt
  • 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun USA cotton
  • Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed fit: order your usual size
  • Sewn with USA cotton thread, sewn-in twill label
  • Full-front print, printed to order in the USA
  • Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
  • Sizes S to 4XL in Black, Ivory, Sandstone, Blue Jean and Pepper
Size & fit
  • Relaxed unisex fit: easy and roomy, sizes S–4XL
  • Runs about a size bigger than a standard fitted tee — order your usual size
  • Size down for a closer fit, size up for oversized
  • Size Guide
Shipping
  • Thanksgiving cut-offs (delivery by Nov 25): Economy Nov 8 · Ground Nov 11 · 2-Day Nov 16 · Overnight Nov 17
  • Christmas cut-offs (delivery by Dec 24): Economy Dec 7 · Ground Dec 10 · 2-Day Dec 15 · Overnight Dec 16
  • Ships from the USA with tracking — the exact rate for your cart is shown at checkout
  • Economy, from $4.99 — about 7–13 business days
  • Ground, from $12.99 — about 5–10 business days
  • 2-Day, from $23.99 — about 4–7 business days
  • Overnight, from $27.00 — about 3–6 business days
  • Every tee is printed for your order first (2–5 business days), so a faster service speeds up the journey, not the printing
Returns & reprints
  • Misprinted, damaged, or not what you ordered? Email support@woofborhood.com with a photo within 30 days
  • We reprint it free — nothing to send back
  • Every tee is made just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or size
  • Refund Policy
Care

Washing instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Cool iron only
  • Do not dry clean

Extra care information

  • Turn inside out to wash
  • Wash with like colors
  • Do not iron on the print
  • Skip the fabric softener
  • Fades a touch with washing — that's the look

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