Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay

Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys Tee

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Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
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  • Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Ivory, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Sandstone, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Blue Jean, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Pepper, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys Tee

Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys Tee
From $32.99$49.9934% off
ColorBlack
Size

Take your usual size

Relaxed, roomy fit. The Comfort Colors 1717 runs about a size roomier than a standard fitted tee — most people take their usual size.

Height and weight is enough. Nothing is saved or sent anywhere.

Know your chest measurement? Use that instead

All measurements — laid flat

SizeChest width, flatBody length
S18¼" / 46.4 cm26⅝" / 67.6 cm
M20¼" / 51.4 cm28" / 71.1 cm
L22" / 55.9 cm29⅜" / 74.6 cm
XL24" / 61 cm30¾" / 78.1 cm
2XL26" / 66 cm31⅝" / 80.3 cm
3XL27¾" / 70.5 cm32½" / 82.6 cm
4XL29¾" / 75.6 cm33½" / 85.1 cm

How to measure: lay a tee you like flat, measure across the chest one inch below the armhole (double it for full chest), and from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Pick the closest row; between two rows, take the larger.

Garment-dyed cotton has done most of its shrinking already — wash cold, dry low and it stays put. Still unsure? Email us your usual size and brand and we'll tell you what to order.

Buy any 2 tees, save $10

Applied automatically at checkout. Mix any designs, colors or sizes.

Estimated delivery (Economy): Nov 23–Dec 2

Order by Dec 7 for Christmas delivery

Printed to order in the USA

Free reprint if it arrives wrong

Complete the set

Wear them together. Buy any 2, save $10 across designs.

Golden Retriever Sorry, Can't Come Tee

From$32.99$49.99

The shoes were on and the bag was packed. Then the dog sat down on the doormat with the keys in his mouth, and that was the end of that.

  • Color shown: Black
  • Fabric: 6.1 oz, 100% cotton, garment-dyed
  • Fit: Relaxed unisex
Golden Retriever The Dog Has My Keys TeeFrom $32.99

Color shown: Black

The shoes were on and the bag was packed. Then the dog sat down on the doormat with the keys in his mouth, and that was the end of that.

The design

A watercolor golden retriever sits squarely on the doormat in front of the door with a ring of keys hanging from his mouth and a look of total innocence. A hand reaches in for the keys and a packed leather handbag waits beside him. The lettering reads Sorry, I can’t leave. in flowing script above and THE DOG HAS MY KEYS. in bold capitals below. On Black, Blue Jean and Pepper the lettering prints in pumpkin orange and cream; on Ivory and Sandstone it prints in burnt orange and warm brown, so it reads clearly on every shirt color. Pair it with our Sorry, Can’t Come tee and you have an excuse for every invitation.

Why this tee

Comfort Colors 1717 is a heavyweight 6.1 oz tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed after it is sewn. That gives it a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear and a lived-in color that only gets better in the wash. The cut is relaxed, so order your usual size.

Product details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight T-shirt
  • 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun USA cotton
  • Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed fit: order your usual size
  • Sewn with USA cotton thread, sewn-in twill label
  • Full-front print, printed to order in the USA
  • Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
  • Sizes S to 4XL in Black, Ivory, Sandstone, Blue Jean and Pepper
Size & fit
  • Relaxed unisex fit: easy and roomy, sizes S–4XL
  • Runs about a size bigger than a standard fitted tee — order your usual size
  • Size down for a closer fit, size up for oversized
  • Size Guide
Shipping
  • Christmas cut-offs (delivery by Dec 24): Economy Dec 7 · Ground Dec 10 · 2-Day Dec 15 · Overnight Dec 16
  • Ships from the USA with tracking — the exact rate for your cart is shown at checkout
  • Economy, from $4.99 — about 7–13 business days
  • Ground, from $12.99 — about 5–10 business days
  • 2-Day, from $23.99 — about 4–7 business days
  • Overnight, from $27.00 — about 3–6 business days
  • Every tee is printed for your order first (2–5 business days), so a faster service speeds up the journey, not the printing
Returns & reprints
  • Misprinted, damaged, or not what you ordered? Email support@woofborhood.com with a photo within 30 days
  • We reprint it free — nothing to send back
  • Every tee is made just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or size
  • Refund Policy
Care

Washing instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Cool iron only
  • Do not dry clean

Extra care information

  • Turn inside out to wash
  • Wash with like colors
  • Do not iron on the print
  • Skip the fabric softener
  • Fades a touch with washing — that's the look

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