No Walkies? Skeleton Dog Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay

No Walkies? Skeleton Dog Tee

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No Walkies? Skeleton Dog Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
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No Walkies? Skeleton Dog Tee

No Walkies? Skeleton Dog Tee
From $32.99$49.9934% off
ColorBlack
Size

Take your usual size

Relaxed, roomy fit. The Comfort Colors 1717 runs about a size roomier than a standard fitted tee — most people take their usual size.

Height and weight is enough. Nothing is saved or sent anywhere.

Know your chest measurement? Use that instead

All measurements — laid flat

SizeChest width, flatBody length
S18¼" / 46.4 cm26⅝" / 67.6 cm
M20¼" / 51.4 cm28" / 71.1 cm
L22" / 55.9 cm29⅜" / 74.6 cm
XL24" / 61 cm30¾" / 78.1 cm
2XL26" / 66 cm31⅝" / 80.3 cm
3XL27¾" / 70.5 cm32½" / 82.6 cm
4XL29¾" / 75.6 cm33½" / 85.1 cm

How to measure: lay a tee you like flat, measure across the chest one inch below the armhole (double it for full chest), and from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Pick the closest row; between two rows, take the larger.

Garment-dyed cotton has done most of its shrinking already — wash cold, dry low and it stays put. Still unsure? Email us your usual size and brand and we'll tell you what to order.

Buy any 2 tees, save $10 — applied automatically at checkout. Mix any designs, colors or sizes.

Estimated delivery (Economy): Oct 30–Nov 7

Printed to order in the USA

Free reprint if it arrives wrong

Some dogs take walkies seriously. This one is parked by the door in his favorite beanie, leash already in his teeth, and he is not moving. Skip the walk? Over his dead body.

  • Color shown: Black
  • Fabric: 6.1 oz, 100% cotton, garment-dyed
  • Fit: Relaxed unisex
No Walkies? Skeleton Dog TeeFrom $32.99

Color shown: Black

Some dogs take walkies seriously. This one is parked by the door in his favorite beanie, leash already in his teeth, and he is not moving. Skip the walk? Over his dead body.

The design

A grumpy dog skeleton sits bolt upright in a rust-orange knit beanie with a paw-print patch, a matching collar with a gold paw tag, and the leash clamped in his jaws, brass clip swinging. NO WALKIES? arches across the top and OVER MY DEAD BODY sits underneath in chunky, distressed cream letters with bold black outlines and an orange drop shadow, framed by paw prints, little bones and burst lines. Printed full front in cream, rust orange and black, so it reads clearly on every shirt color.

Why this tee

Comfort Colors 1717 is a heavyweight 6.1 oz tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed after it is sewn. That gives it a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear and a lived-in color that only gets better in the wash. The cut is relaxed, so order your usual size.

Product details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight T-shirt
  • 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun USA cotton
  • Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed fit: order your usual size
  • Sewn with USA cotton thread, sewn-in twill label
  • Full-front print, printed to order in the USA
  • Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
  • Sizes S to 4XL in Black, Ivory, Sandstone, Blue Jean and Pepper
Size & fit
  • Relaxed unisex fit: easy and roomy, sizes S–4XL
  • Runs about a size bigger than a standard fitted tee — order your usual size
  • Size down for a closer fit, size up for oversized
  • Size Guide
Shipping
  • Ships from the USA with tracking — the exact rate for your cart is shown at checkout
  • Economy, from $4.99 — about 7–13 business days
  • Ground, from $12.99 — about 5–10 business days
  • 2-Day, from $23.99 — about 4–7 business days
  • Overnight, from $27.00 — about 3–6 business days
  • Every tee is printed for your order first (2–5 business days), so a faster service speeds up the journey, not the printing
Returns & reprints
  • Misprinted, damaged, or not what you ordered? Email support@woofborhood.com with a photo within 30 days
  • We reprint it free — nothing to send back
  • Every tee is made just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or size
  • Refund Policy
Care

Washing instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Cool iron only
  • Do not dry clean

Extra care information

  • Turn inside out to wash
  • Wash with like colors
  • Do not iron on the print
  • Skip the fabric softener
  • Fades a touch with washing — that's the look

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