Things My Golden Retrieves Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay

Things My Golden Retrieves Tee

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Things My Golden Retrieves Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
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  • Things My Golden Retrieves Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Black, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Things My Golden Retrieves Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Ivory, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Things My Golden Retrieves Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Sandstone, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Things My Golden Retrieves Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Blue Jean, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
  • Things My Golden Retrieves Tee — funny dog t-shirt in Pepper, Comfort Colors 1717 flat lay
Things My Golden Retrieves Tee

Things My Golden Retrieves Tee
From $32.99$49.9934% off
ColorBlack
Size

Take your usual size

Relaxed, roomy fit. The Comfort Colors 1717 runs about a size roomier than a standard fitted tee — most people take their usual size.

Height and weight is enough. Nothing is saved or sent anywhere.

Know your chest measurement? Use that instead

All measurements — laid flat

SizeChest width, flatBody length
S18¼" / 46.4 cm26⅝" / 67.6 cm
M20¼" / 51.4 cm28" / 71.1 cm
L22" / 55.9 cm29⅜" / 74.6 cm
XL24" / 61 cm30¾" / 78.1 cm
2XL26" / 66 cm31⅝" / 80.3 cm
3XL27¾" / 70.5 cm32½" / 82.6 cm
4XL29¾" / 75.6 cm33½" / 85.1 cm

How to measure: lay a tee you like flat, measure across the chest one inch below the armhole (double it for full chest), and from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Pick the closest row; between two rows, take the larger.

Garment-dyed cotton has done most of its shrinking already — wash cold, dry low and it stays put. Still unsure? Email us your usual size and brand and we'll tell you what to order.

Buy any 2 tees, save $10

Applied automatically at checkout. Mix any designs, colors or sizes.

Estimated delivery (Economy): Nov 23–Dec 2

Order by Dec 7 for Christmas delivery

Printed to order in the USA

Free reprint if it arrives wrong

Complete the set

Wear them together. Buy any 2, save $10 across designs.

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He is a retriever. It is right there in the name. He will bring you everything in the house except the one thing you throw.

  • Color shown: Black
  • Fabric: 6.1 oz, 100% cotton, garment-dyed
  • Fit: Relaxed unisex
Things My Golden Retrieves TeeFrom $32.99

Color shown: Black

He is a retriever. It is right there in the name. He will bring you everything in the house except the one thing you throw.

The design

Four little watercolor scenes of the same golden retriever, laid out like a page from a field guide. SOCKS: he trots off with two mismatched socks dangling from his mouth, one striped and one polka dot. ONE SHOE: he sits proudly with a single blue sneaker, laces hanging down. THE REMOTE: he lies on the floor with the TV remote in his mouth and the most innocent eyes in the world. THE BALL: he is stretched out in the middle of a big yawn with his back to a tennis ball that has not moved, and underneath it says (still waiting). The title Things my golden retrieves sits on top in flowing script, with each label in bold capitals under its picture. On Black, Blue Jean and Pepper the lettering prints in pumpkin orange and cream; on Ivory and Sandstone it prints in burnt orange and warm brown, so it reads clearly on every shirt color. Pair it with our Words My Dog Knows tee: same golden, same four-picture page.

Why this tee

Comfort Colors 1717 is a heavyweight 6.1 oz tee in 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed after it is sewn. That gives it a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear and a lived-in color that only gets better in the wash. The cut is relaxed, so order your usual size.

Product details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight T-shirt
  • 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun USA cotton
  • Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed fit: order your usual size
  • Sewn with USA cotton thread, sewn-in twill label
  • Full-front print, printed to order in the USA
  • Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
  • Sizes S to 4XL in Black, Ivory, Sandstone, Blue Jean and Pepper
Size & fit
  • Relaxed unisex fit: easy and roomy, sizes S–4XL
  • Runs about a size bigger than a standard fitted tee — order your usual size
  • Size down for a closer fit, size up for oversized
  • Size Guide
Shipping
  • Christmas cut-offs (delivery by Dec 24): Economy Dec 7 · Ground Dec 10 · 2-Day Dec 15 · Overnight Dec 16
  • Ships from the USA with tracking — the exact rate for your cart is shown at checkout
  • Economy, from $4.99 — about 7–13 business days
  • Ground, from $12.99 — about 5–10 business days
  • 2-Day, from $23.99 — about 4–7 business days
  • Overnight, from $27.00 — about 3–6 business days
  • Every tee is printed for your order first (2–5 business days), so a faster service speeds up the journey, not the printing
Returns & reprints
  • Misprinted, damaged, or not what you ordered? Email support@woofborhood.com with a photo within 30 days
  • We reprint it free — nothing to send back
  • Every tee is made just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or size
  • Refund Policy
Care

Washing instructions

  • Machine wash cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Cool iron only
  • Do not dry clean

Extra care information

  • Turn inside out to wash
  • Wash with like colors
  • Do not iron on the print
  • Skip the fabric softener
  • Fades a touch with washing — that's the look

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